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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it!.What do you call a factory that sells passable products? A satisfactory!.Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!.Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint!.Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!.How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!.What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!.What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? Euro pean.Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!.Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!.
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What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog. I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Cause you shouldn't press your luck.